considerablybigben:

*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

(via pizza)

delicatemotion:

randomstuff134:

sodamnrelatable:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

image

some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

This gave me anxiety

(via pizza)

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(via pizza)

ebrodiva:

possibly the best headline ive seen all month

(via pizza)

emmyblotnick:

Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.

(via condom)

bittersweetthoughtsofinsantity:

This brought out the lesbian in us all

I attempted to do a thing.

westbor0baptistchurch:

I want to remind everyone that this s my greatest halloween costume ever

westbor0baptistchurch:

I want to remind everyone that this s my greatest halloween costume ever

(via hi)

jinoras-light:

I’m sure he’d be proud too

(via sherbies)