picturesque-scene:

they saw the chance
they took the chance

picturesque-scene:

they saw the chance

they took the chance

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via monicarenda)

pityreblogs:

i trick people into thinking im cool by having cool friends

(via eugeneee)

someone fucking date me this isn’t funny anymore

(Source: ccolf, via eugeneee)

tinychickendisease:

John Green reads from the journal he kept when he was nine years old

(via doyouunderstandthatreference)

hecticglos:

excuse me what did u say i cant hear u i have an ear disease called i dont fucking care

(via nightbirdanderson)

electricsundials:

notpossibleoswin:

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE.

Then Inception happens

electricsundials:

notpossibleoswin:

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE.

Then Inception happens

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

stillwatersofconsciousness:

radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool

(via eugeneee)

why can’t my fat leave me everything else does

(Source: luvvd, via welcome-to-the-asylum)

The companions reaction to River

Donna: Who the fuck are you
Amy: wow she is fierce I ship you and the doctor so hard omg are you married you should totally get married.
Clara: Thought you were a man lol.

The problems of writing

  • Having a Beginning
  • Having an Ending
  • But WHERE’S THE MIDDLE?!?
  • HOW DO I GET TO THE ENDING
  • WHAT IS A PLOT
  • WHAT ARE PLOT DETAILS
  • WHAT IS WRITING

(Source: pitchblack-the-nightmare-king, via fake-mermaid)

clrea:

MY DAD BOUGHT A VIBRATOR WTF

clrea:

MY DAD BOUGHT A VIBRATOR WTF

(Source: smashbrosbravvl)