thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved:

chekhov:

therealdjqualls:

windows-moviemaker:

paxamericana:

jesus fucking christ 

WOWWWWWW

Haha hey my mom’s best friend was almost murdered that day, thanks Urban Outfitters!

You wouldn’t believe the fucking face I just made this is incredible…

this is literally unbelievable. im legitimately having a difficult time believing this really happened. this is ridiculously absurd

sorry:

when a plan sounds good in your head:

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but then you try it out in real life:

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unsparks:

it’s not a selfie, it’s a snapchat

(via thetaciturnman)

milktree:

always ask a snail where they are going and if they need help getting there

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ignitionremix:

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

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